Luminosity Lover Gifts

Trust me. At 800 lumens, they're bright enough.

37 years in the same position.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

"Scientists have extended the life of the fruit fly."

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

"He thinks it's the weather channel."

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

Star Trek-the Older Generation. . .

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"I call it angle-poise"

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

The beer idea.

The bulb family leaves for vacation

Flower lamp.

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

"Breathe in...now breathe out. Excellent! Just remember to keep doing that for the next few years and you'll be fine."

"I think my fat has GPS. Every time I lose some, it always finds its way back home."

Knight Light.

"He said his goal was to make it to 100."

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"