Luminosity Lover Prints

Trust me. At 800 lumens, they're bright enough.

37 years in the same position.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Scientists have extended the life of the fruit fly."

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

The beer idea.

"I call it angle-poise"

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

The bulb family leaves for vacation

Flower lamp.

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

"Breathe in...now breathe out. Excellent! Just remember to keep doing that for the next few years and you'll be fine."

"I think my fat has GPS. Every time I lose some, it always finds its way back home."

Knight Light.

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

"He said his goal was to make it to 100."