Luminous Lover Prints

"We're here to see the light!"

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

New Shoes.

Margarita

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

Kensington Fluffies

'Don't be nervous, relax...he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like you do. Of course, his pants are tailor made and cost $600 a pair...'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'