Lunatic Light Lover Gifts

'I know people think I'm romantic, but I've got a dark side.'

Local Knowledge

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Lighthouse Beam.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Moon: Made in China

Planting by the Moon.

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

"He thinks it's the weather channel."

Sun and the Moon step out.

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

The beer idea.

Moon Souvenirs

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

Flower lamp.

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'