Lunatic Light Lover T-Shirts

'I know people think I'm romantic, but I've got a dark side.'

Local Knowledge

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Moon: Made in China

Lighthouse Beam.

Planting by the Moon.

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Sun and the Moon step out.

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

The beer idea.

Flower lamp.

Moon Souvenirs

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

"I call it angle-poise"

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."