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"I never knew the moon had so many craters..."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Painting clouds

Doing the borders.

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Hither and Yon sign

The Adventures of God

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Moon: Made in China

Nature Lovers

Planting by the Moon.

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

California Beverages Map

Rating the Sunset

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Sun and the Moon step out.

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

Moon Souvenirs

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

J. M. W. Turner

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"Someday, all this will be infrastructure."

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

Meanwhile...in Albania

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

Vast Wasteland Ahead