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The Busy Gardener

A Good Batch.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Painting clouds

Doing the borders.

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

The Adventures of God

Hither and Yon sign

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

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Nature Lovers

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

Rating the Sunset

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

"Set already!"

Watering the garden gnome

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

My first mistake.

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

J. M. W. Turner

"Brian's considering the optics."

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

"Someday, all this will be infrastructure."

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".