Lunar Landscape Lover Gifts

"I never knew the moon had so many craters..."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Doing the borders.

Painting clouds

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Hither and Yon sign

The Adventures of God

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Planting by the Moon.

Nature Lovers

Moon: Made in China

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

California Beverages Map

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Rating the Sunset

Sun and the Moon step out.

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

Moon Souvenirs

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

J. M. W. Turner

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"Someday, all this will be infrastructure."

Artist paints an artist.

Vast Wasteland Ahead

"I'm pretty sure I've already seen a rock like that in some museum back on Earth."