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A full moon

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Moon: Made in China

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Planting by the Moon.

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Sun and the Moon step out.

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

Moon Souvenirs

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"I'm pretty sure I've already seen a rock like that in some museum back on Earth."

"You have twenty eight days to live."

Finally - Prof. Brozinski found the vegetarian vampire! And he knew what to do...

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

The First Man to Ride the Moon

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

And where do you think you may have come in contact with AIDS tainted blood?

"Here it comes!"

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