Lunar Lore Lover Pillows

A full moon

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Moon: Made in China

Planting by the Moon.

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

Sun and the Moon step out.

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

Moon Souvenirs

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"I'm pretty sure I've already seen a rock like that in some museum back on Earth."

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

Finally - Prof. Brozinski found the vegetarian vampire! And he knew what to do...

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

The moon used to be a ghostly, unreachable companion in the night sky. Men and women would gaze at it at night, and its mystery would get them in the mood for lovin'. House of Java . Net Cybercafe. Then NASA had to go louse it all up by sending people there. It took decades of us giving up and abandoning the moon for it to start to seem untouchable again. Just last year, it finally regained its magic ... Then China went and landed on it. I still don't think you can sue China.

"I stand corrected..."

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

The First Man to Ride the Moon

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

"Nice, but not Pavarotti''

"You have twenty eight days to live."

And where do you think you may have come in contact with AIDS tainted blood?