Lunar Humor Lover Pillows

"Yes. I'm 100% sure it's your turn for a moonwalk."

"Good game."

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Save Our Universe

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Moon: Made in China

Planting by the Moon.

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

First Contact

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Sun and the Moon step out.

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

Moon Souvenirs

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"I'm pretty sure I've already seen a rock like that in some museum back on Earth."

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

"Here it comes!"

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

"You have twenty eight days to live."

The First Man to Ride the Moon

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.