Lunar Humor Lover Prints

"Yes. I'm 100% sure it's your turn for a moonwalk."

"Good game."

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Save Our Universe

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

Moon: Made in China

Planting by the Moon.

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

First Contact

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Sun and the Moon step out.

Moon Souvenirs

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

"Here it comes!"

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"This is where you'll be sleeping."

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

The moon used to be a ghostly, unreachable companion in the night sky. Men and women would gaze at it at night, and its mystery would get them in the mood for lovin'. House of Java . Net Cybercafe. Then NASA had to go louse it all up by sending people there. It took decades of us giving up and abandoning the moon for it to start to seem untouchable again. Just last year, it finally regained its magic ... Then China went and landed on it. I still don't think you can sue China.

The First Man to Ride the Moon

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

"You have twenty eight days to live."

"I'm pretty sure I've already seen a rock like that in some museum back on Earth."