Lunar Humorist Prints

Moon Prank

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

God Sneezes Out Creation

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Clown God

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

Water is discovered on the moon....

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Those are the Divinity students.'

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

"Shall we put it in play?"

Mars Rover

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