Moon Mission Humorist Prints

Moon Dump

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

God Sneezes Out Creation

Save Our Universe

Clown God

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

'Don't be silly - the sun won't burn itself our for another 5 billion years. Bedsides, the Earth will have been smashed to smithereens by asteroids long before that.'

"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

"Shall we put it in play?"

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

Mars Rover

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

Galaxy line - leaving Milky Way - entering Andromeda

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

"I knew it!"