Space Explorer Humorist Prints

"Most of our procedures are out of network."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Save Our Universe

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

Moon's Portaloo.

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'

Black Hole Corks

"The Webb telescope can look FAR back in time to before things were a bit s**t!"

"What's wrong with this telescope? I can't see a blasted thing."

'Mars will have an oxygen atmosphere within six months. We just sent a payload of Kudzu there.'

So that's what they mean by the "vacuum of space"! Vvrrrrr. WHOOSH!

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

'Russian scientists have determined where the meteorite than injured 1000 people came from. Thet say, 'It's not from around here.''

Stand up comedians from outer space.

After our sun sheds the last of its energy and collapses in on itself... ...after the solar systems degraded, their planets flung out and consumed... And after those billions of stars in their billions of galaxies are all slowly snuffed out one by one... ...and after the last of the supermassive black holes evaporates... A single last question will remain, drifting through the long, cosmic dark... To renew your universe, please update your payment details.

"Yes. I'm 100% sure it's your turn for a moonwalk."

Actually, I think you looked better with Atlantis.

"Houston....I've found the 'Plank Constant'."

"What do you use to relieve the burning and itching of asteroids?"

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

'I come from. . . URANUS!'

"The asteroid has what looks like a small rear end on the back of it."

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'