Space Explorer Humorist Prints

"Most of our procedures are out of network."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

Save Our Universe

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

Black Hole Corks

'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"The Webb telescope can look FAR back in time to before things were a bit s**t!"

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

After our sun sheds the last of its energy and collapses in on itself... ...after the solar systems degraded, their planets flung out and consumed... And after those billions of stars in their billions of galaxies are all slowly snuffed out one by one... ...and after the last of the supermassive black holes evaporates... A single last question will remain, drifting through the long, cosmic dark... To renew your universe, please update your payment details.

Stand up comedians from outer space.

'Russian scientists have determined where the meteorite than injured 1000 people came from. Thet say, 'It's not from around here.''

'Mars will have an oxygen atmosphere within six months. We just sent a payload of Kudzu there.'

"Yes. I'm 100% sure it's your turn for a moonwalk."

"Houston....I've found the 'Plank Constant'."

"What do you use to relieve the burning and itching of asteroids?"

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

'Sorry folks, Tractor Beam's broken. We'll have to use a tractor piece of rope.'

'I come from. . . URANUS!'

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'