Moon Mission Prankster Prints

Quit fooling around, Ernie -- I'm not telling mission control you went over to the dark side.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

The Adventures of God

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Cosmonaughty

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

Black Hole Corks

'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'

I send greetings from the planet OOM!

"What's wrong with this telescope? I can't see a blasted thing."

"Houston....I've found the 'Plank Constant'."

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

"Yeah, it works, but you still shouldn't have forgotten the flag!"

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

"I don't suppose we could discuss this when my Mars isn't in opposition to your Sun?"

I must not poop on freshly washed cars!

U.S. Lunar Open

Mooning Moon

"Sorry, professor... A black hole sucked in my homework!"

The James Webb telescope is going to change everything. How so, cretinous oaf? It's going to let us see much farther into deep space than ever before. And the farther we see, the further back in time we're seeing. Do you understand what this means, Sadie? I don't have all day. Get to the point dweeb! It means we'll see the earliest stars and galaxies there ever were. We may even see all the way back to the Big Bang itself. We'll finally know for certain whether it was you. Busted. That singulari

Mars Probe 'insight' - the very last picture...

'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?' - repetitive questioning associated with travel

When Astronomers Party.

Moon Prank

Parachute Landing in Field

On the way back from Mars, you wanna swing by the moon, just for laughs?

"If only they could see your dark side."

"And if I move Mercury over here, all the Libras go nuts."

"Eww...put those back."

Moon Dump