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"It must be for you, I'm not religious."

"I'm thinking about getting the band back together."

Dragons look at map that says 'You be here.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Jack London

Myths and legends...

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"I miss the Augean stables."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

Bigfoot tracks...

Scotsman in the bath...

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

William Tell's Other Four Children