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"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

"I also follow him on Instagram."

William Tell's Other Four Children

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King Arthur's Roundish Table

'About this deduction for robbing the rich and giving it to the poor...'

"No, Harold, not with your sciatica."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'Sir Galahad returns'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Sire the risk-assessment people say, No way."

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

Like Other Legendary Brits, Young Eric Clapton Discovered His Destiny Quite By Accident.

'Face it Gerry. The Yeti's just a legend.'

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

"Really, though, he flew too close to the ground."

"Quite frankly, I'm a bit disappointed."

Claw machine game

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Grumpy old merry men.

Dragon enjoying a drink with knight.

Cartoon on Sachin Tendulkar's comparison to Don Bradman

William Tell shoots a tree, which yelps in pain.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Bath time.

'Lady Godiva won't be riding today -- she went to Florida for Spring Break.'

Although it was a fantasy come true, somehow Tony couldn't help feeling a little disappointed.

'No you can't keep it!'

"Always thought the Abominable Snowman would look a bit different"

'I thought everyone knew William Tell's middle name -- its 'Don'tAskDon't''

The knights of the round table used to sit here...

'The game's up, men - we've been ASBO'd!'

"I need a motion and a second for slaying dragons."

"You can call it what you want Johnny Appleseed, around here it's littering."

"Sit tight, chief-I'll take you out where the big swords are."