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'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"I miss the Augean stables."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Myths and legends...

Jack London

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Bigfoot tracks...

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Scotsman in the bath...

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

Romulus and Remus

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'