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Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Robert Fripp

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"I miss the Augean stables."

Jack London

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Myths and legends...

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Zorro as a child.

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Scotsman in the bath...

Bigfoot tracks...

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

'When I called her a witch, I had no idea...'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Romulus and Remus

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw