Lunar Lore Fan T-Shirts

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Vlad the Impala

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Moon: Made in China

Planting by the Moon.

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Naming that Impala

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Sun and the Moon step out.

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

Moon Souvenirs

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

A full moon

'Now let's explore your dark side.'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

The First Man to Ride the Moon

"I stand corrected..."

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

"I'm pretty sure I've already seen a rock like that in some museum back on Earth."

"You have twenty eight days to live."

"Here it comes!"

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.

"The Emperor is naked - and he has a flabby butt!"