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"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Vlad the Impala

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Moon: Made in China

Planting by the Moon.

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Naming that Impala

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Sun and the Moon step out.

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

Moon Souvenirs

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

Moon's Portaloo.

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

"You have twenty eight days to live."

"I'm pretty sure I've already seen a rock like that in some museum back on Earth."

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

The First Man to Ride the Moon

"Here it comes!"

A full moon

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

'Now let's explore your dark side.'

"I stand corrected..."

The moon used to be a ghostly, unreachable companion in the night sky. Men and women would gaze at it at night, and its mystery would get them in the mood for lovin'. House of Java . Net Cybercafe. Then NASA had to go louse it all up by sending people there. It took decades of us giving up and abandoning the moon for it to start to seem untouchable again. Just last year, it finally regained its magic ... Then China went and landed on it. I still don't think you can sue China.

Lunar Exhibit.

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.