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'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

Narcissus

'I shan't say it again... It's time for bed!'

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

"The Emperor is naked - and he has a flabby butt!"

Mermaids

Hermes

Loch Ness.

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'

"Could you scratch my nose..?"

"Didn't Mommy and Daddy tell you the other children would play with you if you wore your Halloween costumes?!"

Friendly Troll.

Viking helmet...

'We spent centuries refining our eyes of newt and bat wing potion, and now we're expected to give it away for free?'

The Sword in the Stone, 2020

"I'd like something smaller – something with fewer walls to defend."

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself and others will believe in you!'"

"Dragons were never out of style."

'He's been like that since he pulled the sword out of the stone.'

Ingoldsby Legends - Page Boy Drowned in Barrel

'Dungeons aren't SUPPOSED to be user-friendly!'

Dragons look at map that says 'You be here.'

"A couple more sieges and I'll go into political commentary."