Lamp Lore Fan T-Shirts

Base metal.

Vlad the Impala

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

The Lemmings of Montauk

Naming that Impala

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

Flower lamp.

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

The beer idea.

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"I call it angle-poise"

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Knight Light.

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Psychiatry. Everything seems so dark and gloomy! I just think you need an outlet!

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

"I can't wait to put them on."

Just a sec – I want to see which wishes get the most likes before I decide.

Nuclear energy?

"My girlfriend got it for me. What? It's not so bad is it? Is it?..."

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'

"I stand corrected..."

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

How much for the lamp post?

Illuminating agricultural production

'Don't even think about it, Walter.'