Lamp Lore Fan Pillows

Base metal.

Vlad the Impala

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

The Lemmings of Montauk

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

Naming that Impala

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

Flower lamp.

The beer idea.

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

"I call it angle-poise"

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Knight Light.

"I stand corrected..."

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

"My girlfriend got it for me. What? It's not so bad is it? Is it?..."

How much for the lamp post?

"I can't wait to put them on."

Illuminating agricultural production

Nuclear energy?

'Don't even think about it, Walter.'

Planting bulbs - planting light bulbs.