Magic Lamp Lover Pillows

Oh, sorry, I must have butt-rubbed you.

Genie reading a story.

Genie promises magic oil.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Here we are."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Primitive magician

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

Cut out and keep your own Fairy Godmother.

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

Beware of the Cat.

"At least she's reading."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

"No guarantees, right?"

'Please enter your pin now.'

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'Not here, Fred.'

'Pick a business card.'

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

Purple Fairy

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'