Magic Lamp Lover Pillows

Genie reading a story.

Genie promises magic oil.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Here we are."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Primitive magician

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

Cut out and keep your own Fairy Godmother.

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

Beware of the Cat.

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"At least she's reading."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

"No guarantees, right?"

'Please enter your pin now.'

'Not here, Fred.'

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

'Pick a business card.'

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

Purple Fairy

Magician Playing Golf.