Magic Lamp Lovers Pillows

"Here we are."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

Beware of the Cat.

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'Not here, Fred.'

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

"I call it angle-poise"

Witch's spell check.

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

The bulb family leaves for vacation

Flower lamp.

"Abra-Viagra."

The beer idea.

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Knight Light.

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

'Yeah...all the good bottles were taken.'

Illuminating agricultural production

Nuclear energy?

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'

"My girlfriend got it for me. What? It's not so bad is it? Is it?..."

'Stealth broom.'

"This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another roll of toilet paper?"