Magic Lamp Enthusiasts Pillows

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

Toadstools

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Rocking Witches.

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

Happy Birthday Magicians of America

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

Genie in bottle grants maid's wish.

Paul and Debbie.

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

The bulb family leaves for vacation

The beer idea.

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

'I get the feeling lately that some of the magic has gone out of our relationship.'

Flower lamp.

'I don't understand. . . My escape trick has always worked!'

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

"Returns"

"I call it angle-poise"

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'