Magic Lamp Aficionado Pillows

'Get back inside this jewel encrusted ancient bottle now...it'll be worth more on the Antiques Roadshow.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Hildegard von Bingen

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

The Fuse

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

Flower lamp.

"I call it angle-poise"

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

The beer idea.

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Knight Light.

"My girlfriend got it for me. What? It's not so bad is it? Is it?..."

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'

Psychiatry. Everything seems so dark and gloomy! I just think you need an outlet!

Candle Size

Nuclear energy?

Illuminating agricultural production

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Just a sec – I want to see which wishes get the most likes before I decide.

'Yeah...all the good bottles were taken.'

"This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another roll of toilet paper?"

' Well..She did it to me again.'

'Don't even think about it, Walter.'

'Sorry, I don't do bailouts.'

'Environmentalist!'