Magic Lamp Enthusiast Pillows

"Okay, this is your last wish. Remember, I can grant you anything your heart desires... Are you absolutely sure you want another hole in one?"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Hildegard von Bingen

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

The Fuse

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

The bulb family leaves for vacation

The beer idea.

Flower lamp.

"I call it angle-poise"

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Knight Light.

Illuminating agricultural production

'I guess I don't need to tell you that you got the job.'

Nuclear energy?

'Yeah...all the good bottles were taken.'

"My girlfriend got it for me. What? It's not so bad is it? Is it?..."

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Psychiatry. Everything seems so dark and gloomy! I just think you need an outlet!

Just a sec – I want to see which wishes get the most likes before I decide.

"This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another roll of toilet paper?"

' Well..She did it to me again.'

'Don't even think about it, Walter.'

'Sorry, I don't do bailouts.'

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

Illuminated Manuscript.