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"Other script ideas? Of course! I've been working on one about a killer plant and only your family and a lamp can stop it."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

The Fuse

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

The bulb family leaves for vacation

Flower lamp.

The beer idea.

"I call it angle-poise"

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Knight Light.

Illuminating agricultural production

How much for the lamp post?

Nuclear energy?

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"My girlfriend got it for me. What? It's not so bad is it? Is it?..."

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'

How cartoons are helping the environment.

' Well..She did it to me again.'

'Don't even think about it, Walter.'

'Sorry, I don't do bailouts.'