Magic Lamp Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Okay, this is your last wish. Remember, I can grant you anything your heart desires... Are you absolutely sure you want another hole in one?"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Hildegard von Bingen

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

The Fuse

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

Flower lamp.

The beer idea.

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

"I call it angle-poise"

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Knight Light.

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Nuclear energy?

Illuminating agricultural production

'Yeah...all the good bottles were taken.'

'I guess I don't need to tell you that you got the job.'

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'

"My girlfriend got it for me. What? It's not so bad is it? Is it?..."

"This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another roll of toilet paper?"

' Well..She did it to me again.'

'Don't even think about it, Walter.'

'Sorry, I don't do bailouts.'

Illuminated Manuscript.

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

Book tied to a lamp.