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'Sorry, I don't do bailouts.'

Late BroomStick

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

The beer idea.

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

"I call it angle-poise"

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

Flower lamp.

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

'What went particularly well?'

Knight Light.

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'

"My girlfriend got it for me. What? It's not so bad is it? Is it?..."

Psychiatry. Everything seems so dark and gloomy! I just think you need an outlet!

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

Just a sec – I want to see which wishes get the most likes before I decide.

"This isn't what I had in mind. . ."

Nuclear energy?

'Yeah...all the good bottles were taken.'

Illuminating agricultural production

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"Madame, you're the most beautiful lady in the whole country and as sweet as apple pie!"

How much for the lamp post?

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."