Magic Lamp Collectors Pillows

'Sorry, but I can't make any promises on any wishes that have anything to do with the government.'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

"We were having a great conversation and then someone clapped."

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

Love Potion

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

'Yeah...all the good bottles were taken.'

"This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another roll of toilet paper?"

'Sorry, I don't do bailouts.'

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

Mon is reading by the light of the eye of providence.

Spot Light

"It looks like burn out to me."

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

Larvae Lamps.

"You'd like a body like mine?... Yeah, you wish!"

'I'm sorry, Marvin, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

"Baby, I dig a big boned gal."

1749 - While grabbing a lamp before retrieving jerky from the cellar, Ben Franklin discovers static electricity.

"We can't be the only three."

"How much do you tip your genie?"

"Why did you pull the plug?! It was a burnt out bulb....that's all."