Magic Lamp Collectors Pillows

'Sorry, but I can't make any promises on any wishes that have anything to do with the government.'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"We were having a great conversation and then someone clapped."

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

Love Potion

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Just a sec – I want to see which wishes get the most likes before I decide.

'Yeah...all the good bottles were taken.'

"This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another roll of toilet paper?"

'Sorry, I don't do bailouts.'

The whole "lasts longer" thing isn't really necessary here in eternity.

Mon is reading by the light of the eye of providence.

Spot Light

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

'Am I bald?'

"It looks like burn out to me."

Larvae Lamps.

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

'I'm sorry, Marvin, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

"How much do you tip your genie?"

"You'd like a body like mine?... Yeah, you wish!"

1749 - While grabbing a lamp before retrieving jerky from the cellar, Ben Franklin discovers static electricity.

"We can't be the only three."

"Baby, I dig a big boned gal."