Magic Lamp Collector Pillows

"This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another roll of toilet paper?"

"I need to be upfront...with me you only get the one wish, the granting of which depends on your behaviour!"

"How much do you tip your genie?"

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

'Is that your one and only wish; neuter all men?'

'Yeah...all the good bottles were taken.'

'Genie, this isn't what I meant when I wished I had my kids' energy...'

"You'd like a body like mine?... Yeah, you wish!"

"Sorry, but I can't make any promises on any wishes that have anything to do with the government."

"Due to supply-chain issues, two of your three wishes are currently unavailable."

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

"We were having a great conversation and then someone clapped."

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

Love Potion

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Just a sec – I want to see which wishes get the most likes before I decide.

'Sorry, I don't do bailouts.'

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

The whole "lasts longer" thing isn't really necessary here in eternity.

Spot Light

Mon is reading by the light of the eye of providence.

'Am I bald?'

"It looks like burn out to me."

Larvae Lamps.

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."