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Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'You think being short and fat is bad?-- I've been struck by lightning seventeen times this year!'

One Way Arrow.

"I stand corrected..."

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Zeus's Caddy

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

And where do you think you may have come in contact with AIDS tainted blood?

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

"I can't wait to put them on."

Finally - Prof. Brozinski found the vegetarian vampire! And he knew what to do...

Fresh Blood In Politics

A full moon

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

'Dracula's First Day of School.'

Can't Count Dracula

'Zeus hasn't struck the same place twice, yet.'

'I like to start my day with a cup of Joe.'

Jupiter

'You seemed keen enough yesterday when I suggested an evening of soft lights and sweet music!'

The turning on the lights ceremony