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Playing Fetch

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"I love this time of day."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Zeus's Caddy

Tedious Romantic.

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

"He thinks it's the weather channel."

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

You need a new reading light

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

A breakthrough moment for the Wright brothers. How about some wings with that?

"I stand corrected..."

Illuminating agricultural production

Man lighting ceiling candle

Jupiter

'Zeus hasn't struck the same place twice, yet.'

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

'I see you've heard the news.'

"No, but I saw Purple Rain."

'So you think you're a 20 watt lightbulb! Not very bright, are you?'

Dressing Rooms: Now With Dimmer Switches

Recipes for disaster.

"Oh, ignore that. Penny likes to play with laser pointers."

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

"I used to do it all myself, but now I have my lawyers handle it."