Lightning Aficionado Pillows

Playing Fetch

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"I love this time of day."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Zeus's Caddy

Tedious Romantic.

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

You need a new reading light

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

"I stand corrected..."

Illuminating agricultural production

'Zeus hasn't struck the same place twice, yet.'

Man lighting ceiling candle

Jupiter

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

'So you think you're a 20 watt lightbulb! Not very bright, are you?'

"No, but I saw Purple Rain."

'I see you've heard the news.'

Dressing Rooms: Now With Dimmer Switches

Recipes for disaster.

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

"Oh, ignore that. Penny likes to play with laser pointers."

"I used to do it all myself, but now I have my lawyers handle it."

"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."