Lightning Lore Lover Gifts

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'You think being short and fat is bad?-- I've been struck by lightning seventeen times this year!'

One Way Arrow.

"I stand corrected..."

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Zeus's Caddy

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"He thinks it's the weather channel."

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

A full moon

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

"I can't wait to put them on."

Fresh Blood In Politics

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

And where do you think you may have come in contact with AIDS tainted blood?

Finally - Prof. Brozinski found the vegetarian vampire! And he knew what to do...

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

Can't Count Dracula

'Dracula's First Day of School.'

Vampire Weekday