Lunar Legend Lover Gifts

"Houston... You won't believe this - but the moon really IS made of cheese!!"

Moon is made of cheese

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Here be dragons.

Lady of the bath...

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Myths and legends...

Jack London

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"I miss the Augean stables."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Zorro as a child.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Bigfoot tracks...

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Scotsman in the bath...

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'