Lunacy Lover Gifts

"Things are crazy around here. Can you call back after the full moon is over?"

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

Chillaxing!

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

"He thinks it's the weather channel."

Sun and the Moon step out.

"Hush, little baby, don’t you cry ... ever."

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

Mouse with map exiting maze.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

"You have twenty eight days to live."

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

A full moon

"I'm pretty sure I've already seen a rock like that in some museum back on Earth."

Hush a bye baby

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

"Nice, but not Pavarotti''

Lunar Exhibit.