Longevity Lover Gifts

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

'I hear 150 is the new 90.'

'You're lucky, you're one of our few employees that will live long enought to earn a pension.'

"Breathe in...now breathe out. Excellent! Just remember to keep doing that for the next few years and you'll be fine."

'869 years isn't old, Methuselah. You're good for another hundred years.'

Star Trek-the Older Generation. . .

'Living nine hundred years is okay, except you feel so darn anachronistic!'

"Scientists have extended the life of the fruit fly."

"I think my fat has GPS. Every time I lose some, it always finds its way back home."

Old man: 'Good news! Scientists have doubled the lifespan of cockroaches.'

'Which famous person have you outlived now?'

"What do you want for your birthday this year, Tia Carmen?"

"It's simple. Remove everything from your life that you enjoy, so you can live a long, unenjoyable life."

"Work another year and we'll install a battery,"

'Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live!'

'Don't worry about it Bob: 130 is the new 100...'

Birthdays Are Good: The more you have the longer you live.

"A vegan and a jogger. Remember, living too long can kill you."

'It's incredible - one in six people alive today will live to see retirement.'

'Tell me the truth Doc, what do I have another 50 or 75 years?'

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

'Living nine hundred years is okay, except you feel so darn anachronistic!'

'Yes, Galapagos Tortoises live for a very long time: That's why it's such a blessing to have a good marriage!'

37 years in the same position.

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

Turning eighty? Come on, you're still a youngster: I'll turn one hundred and twenty next month...

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

"My goodness, Mr. Barret, with all those vitamins and all that jogging, we thought you'd never show up!"

"75"

"I'm not surprised about Methuselah. He was sick for 430 years."

Bill and his pet tortoise

"He said his goal was to make it to 100."

A beautiful life

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"