Longevity Lover T-Shirts

Dress your longevity enthusiast in a t-shirt that’s as vibrant and enduring as their spirit. Fun, witty, and comfortable—perfect for showcasing their passion for a long, lively life.

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'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.' mockup

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

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'I hear 150 is the new 90.'

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'You're lucky, you're one of our few employees that will live long enought to earn a pension.'

'You're lucky, you're one of our few employees that will live long enought to earn a pension.' mockup

'You're lucky, you're one of our few employees that will live long enought to earn a pension.'

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"Breathe in...now breathe out. Excellent! Just remember to keep doing that for the next few years and you'll be fine."

"Breathe in...now breathe out. Excellent! Just remember to keep doing that for the next few years and you'll be fine." mockup

"Breathe in...now breathe out. Excellent! Just remember to keep doing that for the next few years and you'll be fine."

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'869 years isn't old, Methuselah. You're good for another hundred years.'

'869 years isn't old, Methuselah. You're good for another hundred years.' mockup

'869 years isn't old, Methuselah. You're good for another hundred years.'

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'Living nine hundred years is okay, except you feel so darn anachronistic!'

'Living nine hundred years is okay, except you feel so darn anachronistic!' mockup

'Living nine hundred years is okay, except you feel so darn anachronistic!'

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"Scientists have extended the life of the fruit fly."

"Scientists have extended the life of the fruit fly." mockup

"Scientists have extended the life of the fruit fly."

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"I think my fat has GPS. Every time I lose some, it always finds its way back home."

"I think my fat has GPS. Every time I lose some, it always finds its way back home." mockup

"I think my fat has GPS. Every time I lose some, it always finds its way back home."

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Old man: 'Good news! Scientists have doubled the lifespan of cockroaches.'

Old man: 'Good news! Scientists have doubled the lifespan of cockroaches.' mockup

Old man: 'Good news! Scientists have doubled the lifespan of cockroaches.'

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'Which famous person have you outlived now?'

'Which famous person have you outlived now?' mockup

'Which famous person have you outlived now?'

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"What do you want for your birthday this year, Tia Carmen?"

"What do you want for your birthday this year, Tia Carmen?" mockup

"What do you want for your birthday this year, Tia Carmen?"

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"It's simple. Remove everything from your life that you enjoy, so you can live a long, unenjoyable life."

"It's simple. Remove everything from your life that you enjoy, so you can live a long, unenjoyable life." mockup

"It's simple. Remove everything from your life that you enjoy, so you can live a long, unenjoyable life."

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"Work another year and we'll install a battery,"

"Work another year and we'll install a battery," mockup

"Work another year and we'll install a battery,"

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'Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live!'

'Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live!' mockup

'Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live!'

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'Don't worry about it Bob: 130 is the new 100...'

'Don't worry about it Bob: 130 is the new 100...' mockup

'Don't worry about it Bob: 130 is the new 100...'

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Birthdays Are Good: The more you have the longer you live.

Birthdays Are Good: The more you have the longer you live. mockup

Birthdays Are Good: The more you have the longer you live.

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"A vegan and a jogger. Remember, living too long can kill you."

"A vegan and a jogger. Remember, living too long can kill you." mockup

"A vegan and a jogger. Remember, living too long can kill you."

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'It's incredible - one in six people alive today will live to see retirement.'

'It's incredible - one in six people alive today will live to see retirement.' mockup

'It's incredible - one in six people alive today will live to see retirement.'

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'Tell me the truth Doc, what do I have another 50 or 75 years?'

'Tell me the truth Doc, what do I have another 50 or 75 years?' mockup

'Tell me the truth Doc, what do I have another 50 or 75 years?'

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Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life. mockup

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

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'Living nine hundred years is okay, except you feel so darn anachronistic!'

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'Yes, Galapagos Tortoises live for a very long time: That's why it's such a blessing to have a good marriage!'

'Yes, Galapagos Tortoises live for a very long time: That's why it's such a blessing to have a good marriage!' mockup

'Yes, Galapagos Tortoises live for a very long time: That's why it's such a blessing to have a good marriage!'

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37 years in the same position.

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'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!' mockup

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

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Turning eighty? Come on, you're still a youngster: I'll turn one hundred and twenty next month...

Turning eighty? Come on, you're still a youngster: I'll turn one hundred and twenty next month... mockup

Turning eighty? Come on, you're still a youngster: I'll turn one hundred and twenty next month...

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"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!" mockup

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

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"My goodness, Mr. Barret, with all those vitamins and all that jogging, we thought you'd never show up!"

"My goodness, Mr. Barret, with all those vitamins and all that jogging, we thought you'd never show up!" mockup

"My goodness, Mr. Barret, with all those vitamins and all that jogging, we thought you'd never show up!"

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"75"

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"I'm not surprised about Methuselah. He was sick for 430 years."

"I'm not surprised about Methuselah. He was sick for 430 years." mockup

"I'm not surprised about Methuselah. He was sick for 430 years."

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Bill and his pet tortoise

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"He said his goal was to make it to 100."

"He said his goal was to make it to 100." mockup

"He said his goal was to make it to 100."

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A beautiful life

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'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!" mockup

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

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"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?" mockup

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

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The Age of Reptiles. . .

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Longevity Lover T-Shirts Collection

Longevity Lover Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs specially designed for longevity lovers—witty and inspiring choices that make every coffee break a celebration of life’s endurance.

Longevity Lover Pillows

Browse cozy pillows that celebrate long-lasting vitality—perfect for adding a humorous touch to their relaxation space.

Longevity Lover Prints

Inject some inspiration into their home with prints that honor a lifelong adventure. Browse our collection for the perfect piece to inspire and amuse.