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'There must be some mistake. According to our actuary tables I'm going to live to 83.'

37 years in the same position.

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

"Scientists have extended the life of the fruit fly."

'I have the feeling my expiration date is nearly up.'

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

"Oh f*ck yes. Let's make these f*ckers live for-f*cking-ever."

Midlife: You Are Here.

My philosophy ... If you can't beat 'em, outlive 'em.

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

"Breathe in...now breathe out. Excellent! Just remember to keep doing that for the next few years and you'll be fine."

"That's Ms Pitt. She's been entrenched on high alert at the front desk for 42 years."

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

"I think my fat has GPS. Every time I lose some, it always finds its way back home."

"He said his goal was to make it to 100."

"Now they're saying 80 is the new 70. So, when's the new dead?"

'Don't be silly, dear. You don't look a day over one hundred eighty three.'