"Hey, everybody! Come, look! the odometer is about to roll over another 100,00 light years!"
Light Year Lover Gifts
Looking for a gift for a light year lover? Explore our collection of playful and imaginative items that celebrate the wonder of space travel and cosmic exploration. From mugs to prints, find a gift that fuels their fascination with the universe and makes their heart orbit with joy.
' A good idea '
Local Knowledge
Lighthouse Beam.
Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.
Dept. Sustainable Energy.
She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.
'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'
Lighthouse powered by batteries.
Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'
'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'
'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'
'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'
"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."
It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.
We regret to inform you that your poem, "The Ramen," does not meet our publishing needs at this time. The short, frustrating career of Edgar Allan Typoe.
'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'
"He thinks it's the weather channel."
'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'
The Critic...
Thomas Edison's brother Wilmer...couldn't even figure out how to turn on the light.
"We've made a few changes."
"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."
"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."
"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."
Invention of the 3-Way Light Bulb.
"Your new book, 'Help - My Head's Caught in a Pipe,' has been called by some to be semi-autobiographical. Can you comment on these rumors?"
"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."
'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'
'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'
A lighthouse with a welcome mat
"I can't wait to put them on."
'Thank goodness you're here!'
The Best of Times/The Worst of Times
"Hey, Federson. Did you hear that someone around here has been stealing everybody's ideas?"
Light Year Lover Gifts Collection
Light Year Lover Mugs
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Light Year Lover Pillows
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Light Year Lover Prints
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Light Year Lover T-Shirts
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