Light And Shadow Lover Gifts

Dramatic lighting in the drama department.

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

We regret to inform you that your poem, "The Ramen," does not meet our publishing needs at this time. The short, frustrating career of Edgar Allan Typoe.

"He thinks it's the weather channel."

The Critic...

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

"Your new book, 'Help - My Head's Caught in a Pipe,' has been called by some to be semi-autobiographical. Can you comment on these rumors?"

"My girlfriend got it for me. What? It's not so bad is it? Is it?..."

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

"I can't wait to put them on."

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

The Best of Times/The Worst of Times

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

Planting bulbs - planting light bulbs.

"I love summer."

'Well my lightest ever was 7lbs 4oz. . .'

The White Whale Mounted On The Wall

Jupiter

'Zeus hasn't struck the same place twice, yet.'

The turning on the lights ceremony

'Look at how the simple little creatures are attracted to the light!'

'You seemed keen enough yesterday when I suggested an evening of soft lights and sweet music!'

"Hey, everybody! Come, look! the odometer is about to roll over another 100,00 light years!"