Light Year Lover Pillows

"Hey, everybody! Come, look! the odometer is about to roll over another 100,00 light years!"

' A good idea '

Local Knowledge

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Lighthouse Beam.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

Thomas Edison's brother Wilmer...couldn't even figure out how to turn on the light.

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

"We've made a few changes."

The Critic...

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

'Thank goodness you're here!'

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

"Your new book, 'Help - My Head's Caught in a Pipe,' has been called by some to be semi-autobiographical. Can you comment on these rumors?"

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

"I can't wait to put them on."

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

The Best of Times/The Worst of Times

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."