Lightning Lover Pillows

"I used to do it all myself, but now I have my lawyers handle it."

"Looks like you're out for the season - you've got a torn rotator cuff."

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

Think fast!

Zeus Lightning Bolts

Jupiter

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

Cloud Menopause

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

'Zeus hasn't struck the same place twice, yet.'

Too late, it occurred to Didier that he should have debuted his new line of lightening-rod inspired outfits indoors.

'Have you ever considered attending an anger management workshop?'

Think fast!

Recipes for disaster.

'Your momma was a tropical depression.'

"Mr. Zeus! What are you doing out of bed? After your operation, the doctor said you shouldn't even be shorting out lamps..."

Prehistoric man tries to cook food with lightning

"If you're so good, why can't you ever strike twice in the same place?"

Local Knowledge

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Here be dragons.

Lady of the bath...

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Myths and legends...

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Zeus's Caddy

"I miss the Augean stables."