Night Light Lover Pillows

A volcano in bed with a lava lamp on the bedside table

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

The Critic...

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

"I call it angle-poise"

Flower lamp.

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

The bulb family leaves for vacation

The beer idea.

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

'Do you want to see a movie tonight?'

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Knight Light.

"Shall we have 'Glorious B****rds' next"

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'

Nuclear energy?