Night Sky Lover Pillows

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

The Dark Side of the Moon.

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Serenading

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

Romantic Moon

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"Another nightmare?"

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"You're right. This is better than sex."

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"I guess it's no big deal anymore."

Skimming out star reflections

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

"Papi! There's a lunar eclipse tonight at 2:47 in the morning!"

'Come on! You only live once!'

"Someday, God willing, they'll bring the stars down to our eye level so we don't have to strain our necks."

"Even though we work with enormous numbers, a zillion just doesn't tell us very much."

Moon Romance

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

"Look at thse plodders down there - what do they know of exhilaration?"

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

Astronomical observations.

A leafless tree catches shooting stars in its branches.

Taking selfies at the kelpies

"If we announce what we've found, it'll get a small article in the paper. If we say we can't figure out what it is, it'll make the front page."

"I don't like the way women are portrayed in the constellations."

'The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on.'

A volcano in bed with a lava lamp on the bedside table

People siting on icebergs,