Night Sky Lover Pillows

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

The Dark Side of the Moon.

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Serenading

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

Romantic Moon

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"Another nightmare?"

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"You're right. This is better than sex."

"I guess it's no big deal anymore."

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

Skimming out star reflections

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

"Papi! There's a lunar eclipse tonight at 2:47 in the morning!"

"Someday, God willing, they'll bring the stars down to our eye level so we don't have to strain our necks."

'Come on! You only live once!'

"Look at thse plodders down there - what do they know of exhilaration?"

"Even though we work with enormous numbers, a zillion just doesn't tell us very much."

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

Moon Romance

'When you've seen one star you've seen them all, but every episode of Bargain Hunt is different.'

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

Taking selfies at the kelpies

A leafless tree catches shooting stars in its branches.

'All the stars are coming out tonight.'

Astronomical observations.

"If we announce what we've found, it'll get a small article in the paper. If we say we can't figure out what it is, it'll make the front page."

"I don't like the way women are portrayed in the constellations."

'The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on.'