Night Sky Admiration Pillows

"I don't like the way women are portrayed in the constellations."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Swinging on a star.

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

A man looks up at the earth

Serenading

Imagination Navigation.

'Which one is named after me?'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Dog Howling the Moon way

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

Romantic Moon

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

"You're right. This is better than sex."

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

'Do you ever get the feeling that baseball is a national obsession?'

'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are California Chardonnays, but a lot, just the same.'

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

"Another nightmare?"

Skimming out star reflections

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

Entry level astronomer...

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'